What beautiful lyrics! So romantic, and so to the point. I want to meet the "one" I can go do all that and more with! Everyone needs, wants somebody who will give them more reasons to do things. Somethings are best done by two; some things are done better when you know someone will appreciate them, notice them.







I would love to meet the "one" that I will want for life. Life has put some runner ups in my path before, but just not the "ONE" just yet, so I decided to step in with this ad.





Please write back with the following questions answered:





What types of music do you like? which do you dislike?


Are you considered (by others) someone who is funny, and social, or are you more of a stay in/serious type? Better yet, describe the type of person you would indentify yourself with: (Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller? Stewie? Larry the Cable Guy? Johnnie Knoxville? Woody Allen? Van Wilder? Robert Plant? Harry Connick, Jr?)


Do you prefer going to see a live band, or a club? Do you find yourself apt to doing both on occasion?


Can you keep a clean home?


What types food is a complete NO-NO? How do you order/cook your meat?


Are you pet friendly/allergic/certain pet you are not willing to share space with?


Are you a smoker or non-smoker? Do you delve into recreational drugs and if so, how often and more specifically, why, why, why?


Are you balding or you could be a hair donor for St. Baldricks?


Are you an outdoors person or you prefer not to get dirty?


are you handy? Or do you resort to "calling the handyman"?


Do you have racial issues? do you have homophobia or any such inclinations?


Are you fond of children or do you see children in your future>have any?


What type of industry are you employed in (no need fo titles, just tell me: computers/legal/hospitality/medical/bartender/living off my parents...)


Can you see yourself making an ass out of yourself on occasion for the sole purpose of my entertainment? Really! Yay!


What is your biggest pet peeve? (besides filling out this long ass survey for me?)



What is your blood type, social sec. #, address and your mom's maiden name?

JUST KIDDING! But you were thinking..." Woah, next she's going to ask for..."






Yeah, I am asking questions because I am also going to expect you attach photos on here, but just because the picture may depict a super-handsome male, does not immediately mean we would have much in common to make it a go, right? My photo and subsequent comunications/ emails will be exchanged with that gentleman I find to be most closest to what I believe would be my ideal match after I received your reply and your attached photograph. Pls remember to send a face picture with no eye/head gear. Oh, please I have seen plenty-o-dick and plenty-o-porno crap in my inbox or by clicking to some postings....PLEASE, NO MORE DICK/PORNO, ha ha! Please no headless torsos, I do not care if you have a baby's arm bulging out of your biker shorts.








Me: 5"5', @ 120 LBS. Non-smoker, drug free (except on my b-day, when I indulge in on to 2 pieces of pot brownie), love pets, and all most living things. Not a TV freak, not a health freak. I have curves, but not buxom...I am told I look like a mix of Sophie MARCEAU / Maya Rudolph (google it, then mix both faces up a little)