It is exactly what it sounds.. date my mother and get paid!



Ok, so my mother is a 55 year old divorcee.. who is harrassing my father. Frankly, dear old dad has had enough, and is willing to pay someone to long term date or marry my mother.



She's a little crazy, but she is pretty, about 38-25-38 and 5'4. If you like big boobs, you have hit the jackpot. She has grey blue eyes and wears stylish glasses, and doesnt dress like a Grandmother. She has a nice smile and is funny but if you piss her off she may throw your furniture into your pool. I'm just sayin'. So if you dont have a pool this may very well be a great opportunity for you!



She works in the medical field and works four 12-hr shifts a week and sleeps a lot. So its low maintenance. She is a very good cook. She lives alone, but she does have three bunny rabbits, who can be a bit destructive, so keep your shit off the floor and you should be good.



The catch? You cant tell her my dear old dad is behind it. She also lives in florida in a po-dunk town, but commuters would be ok. So long as this ends up in a long term relationship, it should be good. You may even love her, I dont know.



Please email me with pictures and responses. I love my father and dont want him to move to South America.